Monday, July 30, 2007

Why Americans Hate the Media

1. Because major media figures show no sense of ethics.
2. Because they do not care how the stories they cover affect people's lives.
3. Because they're wrong all the time and never have to admit it.
4. Because they have boring, one-track minds.
5. Because they are pampered, lazy know-nothings.
6. Because they think that the normal rules of civilization do not apply to them.
7. Because they think that everyone else is as dumb as they are.
8. Because they are so out of touch with the people that they don't even know that they're out of touch with the people.
9. Because they wouldn't care if they did know they're out of touch with the people.
10. Because they take nothing seriously and can't imagine why anyone else would.
- the Vanity Press
- John

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