Nuclear warheads flighing over the US; no worries, it's all good.

You really can't make stuff like this up. While Bush and Co. is fighting terrorists abroad this happened last week in the US:

An US military aeroplane mistakenly carried five nuclear warheads attached to cruise missiles across the country, a newspaper has reported.

The B-52 bomber carried the missiles between air bases in North Dakota and Louisiana as part of a programme to take 400 missiles out of service, the Military Times quoted three officers as saying.

The officers, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the nuclear warheads should have been removed before the missiles were mounted under the aircraft's wings for the August 30 flight.

So let me get this straight;

The US is fighting their war in Iraq based on (non-existing) weapons of mass destruction, yet they have no problem loosing some of their own WMD out of sight for a while.

Indeed:

The error was not discovered until the bomber completed its three-and-a-half-hour flight, the officers said.

Sounds like incompetence rules down south. But don't be afraid, everything is under control:

Lieutenant-Colonel Ed Thomas, a US air force spokesman, told the Military Times that the weapons were under control at all times.

The US Military is so smart; they've got everything under control even when they're not aware of it. God bless.